with your bestfriend:
with your crush:
with your enemy:
with no one:
(Source: keith0ng)
Talking about Nick's penis:
- Schmidt: Why haven't I seen it?
- Winston: Why do you wanna see it?
- Schmidt: He's my best friend.
- Winston: Again, why do you wanna see it?
- Schmidt: What if Nick gets into an accident? What if he's horribly disfigured and I have to identify him. And all that remains are his private parts. And I'm standing there and I'm saying "Sorry officer. I can't help you. Because no, I haven't seen his penis." and then BOOM he's buried in an unmarked grave.
- Winston: Again, why do you wanna see it?

(Source: thepurpleshirtofsex)
(Source: anchorsandmoons)







